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[homemade] 7 hot dogs, chips, carrots, ranch dip, and chocolate chip cookies
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[homemade] 7 hot dogs, chips, carrots, ranch dip, and chocolate chip cookies


[homemade] 7 hot dogs, chips, carrots, ranch dip, and chocolate chip cookies

by impatrickt

48 Comments

  1. Elite_Josh_Allen

    About how many hot dogs do you eat in a day?

  9. Kaiyukia

    Do NOT let a lady with messy lip stick and garish orange hair into your house

  14. impulse_post

    I would eat this. We’ll maybe only 1 or 2 of the hot dogs. But, it’s funny calling this homemade.  

    Homemade=heat dogs in microwave, open bag of chips, open plastic cookie container, open bag of pre peeled baby carrots.

  15. FudgemsLover

    Literally nothing on your plate is homemade

  16. Savings-Candidate-42

    During that scene I was like “those two dudes eat 7 hot dogs? “

  18. CrispSalmonPatty

    if you see an old woman in terrible wig call the cops.

  22. TheFlyingCamel

    This is the same meal that principle Marcus was about to eat in the movie Weapons till…. Well you should go see that movie.

  24. inagious

    Damn dude you made hotdogs from scratch that’s crazy

  25. smooty100

    Just an FYI, nothing on that tray is home made. The packages were opened at home, but nothing was made in your home.

  26. footdragon

    nothing homemade…or did you mean you used a pan in your home to heat the hot dogs?

  27. Coldspark824

    If any strange redhaired women come knocking on your door asking about a parent teacher meeting, send them away, u/impatrickt

  28. Lythalion

    How many people is this for ?

    Also I know the focus is on seven hotdogs which is insane.

    But that’s so much ranch. You ever read the back of a bottle of ranch ?

  31. DontkillmyvYb

    Marble countertops and a cutting board this has to be satire

  32. notfairenough

    Just eat it…do not answer your door for anything, anyone!! Don’t let it go to waste 😭

  33. letsgetdickered

    It’s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

  38. Seth_Gecko

    Forget the dogs; what on earth does any human person need with that much ranch? Like a meals worth of calories in just that.

  39. mehgleg

    If an old lady comes to your house yeet her off the porch

  41. Kichard

    Is this in reference to the movie ‘weapons’?

  42. somewhatboxes

    this is like a promotional photo of the “American foods” section of grocery stores outside of the US

  43. mahitheblob

    Whitest plate of food I’ve ever seen. What’s homemade here?

  44. Engineswaphonda2000

    DO NOT LET AN OLD BUSTED WOMAN WITH A RED WIG INTO YOUR HOME! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

  45. mundanelifestyle

    holy shit .. this looks like the meal that was eaten by the principal in the Weapons movie

  46. marcberm

    It’s okay, the carrots make it healthy, and the ranch makes the carrots tolerable. /s

  47. Overlandtraveler

    I don’t get it. This is neither homemade, healthy, or nutritious. What is it?

  48. MartynZero

    Tell me your American without telling me your American.
    Also…. home made… I can’t…